Amy: "Hi Doctor, my husband and I recently started to experience unusual symptoms. We are dazed, unable to focus and having difficulty sleeping, and initially heart palpitations."
Zach: "Doctor, in addition, our lips can't stop curving upwards and expanding ear to ear all day long...uncontrollably."
Doctor: "How long have you two been experiencing these symptoms?"
Amy and Zach: "Since May 1 at 12:04pm."
Doctor: "I see. Looks like you have a condition called Baby in the Brain. In medical terms, it's called New Parent Syndrome. Well, some of the conditions will subside around mid June and replaced by exhaustion, sore arms, and maybe sore backs. But unfortunately your lips curving upwards and expanding ear to ear will be a permenant condition. Maybe occasionally subside between 13-19 years from now. That's called the Remission due to Teenage Years. Yes, that's a medical term."
Zach: "Is there a pill you can prescribe?"
Doctor: "Yes, it's called a chill pill. I need to go back to sleep now...and don't call me so early...it's not even 6:30am yet!"
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Love it - this post! I totally relate, it's the same over here at the Prince household!
Erika & Jeff
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